Experts Indeed, LOL

[warrior]

You idiots that have failed to make money at anything they do online, so all they do is criticize others and make false assumptions and accusations. Written between Wal-Mart shifts, no doubt. This is what you do for fun? I feel for you all.
-Harry Chin

[warrior]

"experts"
...And you do not know the difference between 'spam' and advertising? Maybe you should look at the laws surrounding the fields you claim to hold such expetise in.

[g1smd]

I assume that was a reply for the other thread (http://www.ihelpyouservices.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=14264&perpage=20&pagenumber=1).

[ihelpyou]

No warrior, you don't know what spam is.

It's unsolicited commercial email that was not asked for. That's what email spam is.

You sent an email to Dan. He knows more about the search engines in one teeny tiny part of his brain than you will ever know in one full lifetime.. maybe two. You spammed Dan with bogus search engine ranks. I guess you thought you could sell him something?

[Webmaster T]

Hairy Chin!:(

I know what spam is, it is obvious to even a dullard like me that you don't!

[g1smd]

People who try to sell snow to eskimos, or sand to arabs, will soon come unstuck if the product is substandard.

Likewise trying that sort of stunt with SEO services to people like Dan will similarly be quickly found out.

[Dan0]

Harry, you should have left it alone. "Unsolicited commercial email," more commonly known as "spam," is a poor way to promote your business.

MONEY BACK SEARCH ENGINE PLACEMENT PROS was also a pretty weak search term to target too, even if Yahoo is the only SE you managed to crack. You know that we have to respond to this competitive challenge. I give it two weeks.

Hey, is platinum117 dot com also your site? Wow, #1 and #2 on Yahoo, pretty good! You really need to use more than one site to target these phrases? Do you sell a la carte? How much if I just want the "custom built meta tag?"

[qwerty]

I'm confused. I thought Harry Chin was just one MONEY BACK SEARCH ENGINE PLACEMENT PRO, not a whole team of MONEY BACK SEARCH ENGINE PLACEMENT PROS. But I suppose with stemming in play, it doesn't really make much difference. Forget I said it.

[g1smd]

LOL @ qwerty


I really must read up more on this MONEY BACK SEARCH ENGINE PLACEMENT PRO stuff. Sounds like a lot of money could be made out of that; or not.

[Bernard]

I've heard that not all MONEY BACK SEARCH ENGINE PLACEMENT PROS are what they're cracked up to be. You need to read the fine print on their MONEY BACK SEARCH ENGINE PLACEMENT PROS contract!

[Dan0]

Yes, the contract is important, but also make sure you get a custom built meta tag for your money, a real "pro" would provide that along with premium submission to help you establish product name dominance.

[ihelpyou]

:green:

[Rankenstein@Home]

Oh Lord, I've just had a look at his site! It's hard to type 'cos my sides have split.

"Pay-Per-Click campaigns are a losing proposition"

"Since Pay-Per-Click inevitably costs more than it pays, it is impossible to maintain for any significant duration"

"'SCOTTISH MERCHANDISE' #1 On GOOGLE"
"'JERRY ELLIS' #1 On GOOGLE"
"ST GEORGE UT REALTY #1 On GOOGLE"
"NOTE: These are very competitive search query's!"

"The truth is, you cannot efficiently spend time 'marketing' your Website ...to successfully promote your Website would take 100% of your time, making it irrelevant as you would have nothing to market. "

"If Meta-Tags Are 'Dead', Ask Yourself Why We Have Top-Listing While 'They' Have To Buy An Ad!"


Not to mention the many duplicate straw man sites he has. Or complete crap like searchenginemagic.net. At least I'm going to bed with a smile on my face. :)

[JuniorHarris]

Put it in a paper bag, set it on fire, and set it on the front stoop...and we'll know what to do with it!~ ;)

[projectphp]

Marketing tutorials are for amateurs, not businesses. CEO's and owners spend 100% of their time on their business, not 'newsgroup' chatter marketing strategies.... They find someone who spends 100% of THEIR time marketing Websites, and one that can PROVE ability.
I love this guy. I really do. I wonder if he gets a lot of clients. I can't imagine he does!!!

[ihelpyou]

Does anyone remember this harry chin person? LOL

He was touting top rank on yahoo for a certain phrase that is very specific. I noticed this:

http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=MONEY+BACK+SEARCH+ENGINE+PLACEMENT+PROS&sm=Yahoo%21+Search&fr=FP-tab-web-t&toggle=1&cop=&ei=UTF-8

Too funny.

[g1smd]

See also: Google (http://www.google.com/search?filter=0&q=%22MONEY+BACK+SEARCH+ENGINE+PLACEMENT+PROS%22)

[Jim_Hedger]

...And you do not know the difference between 'spam' and advertising? Maybe you should look at the laws surrounding the fields you claim to hold such expetise in.

Dude, there are no "legal-system" laws surrounding the field we work in. That's why we are dedicated to keeping the field as fair as possible.

Now, ya wanna talk about experts? There are likely more collective years spent in front of keyboards in this forum than in practically any other forum in our industry.

Trust me friend, we (collectively) understand marketing, advertising, coding, programming, public relations, mathematics and possibly excell at grammer and spelling.

Hang out a bit. You have plenty of time. There is no such thing as a get rich on the web quick scheme. It is even harder than in rock-n-roll.

[Dan0]

Doug,

Maybe we need to give him another "Straw Man SEO" trophy... oh, wait... we can't... he's been outranked by this thread. Defeated by IHY yet again. Wow, you must have put some POWERFUL META TAGS on this forum! :p

[Jim_Hedger]

Wow, you must have put some POWERFUL META TAGS on this forum!

Oh yeaahh!

[ihelpyou]

LOL

outranked again. Poor Harry.

And outdone by a brand new url/domain for the forums to boot! :D