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Dave Hawley
15-06-2006, 05:54/05:54AM
Greetings,

My name is Abhishek Vaid and I represent RedAlkemi Inc., www redalkemi.com abhishek.vaid@redalkemi.com

We are a complete Web Development and Online Marketing company and have exchanged links in the past with your sites for our clients. We offer complete SEO services and I would like to share our current techniques and processes with you.

Phase 1: Research and Analysis:
1.Analysis of your site’s current ranking capacity and search engine friendliness.
2.Keyword research, analysis and recommendations of most appropriate keywords.
3.Content feedback & recommendations for addition of content to your site.
4.Pre-optimization ranking report to view current status for short listed keywords.

Phase 2: Implementation and QC:
1.Formulation of implementation documents for each web page to be optimized.
2.Creation of different tags, content revisions, page additions, navigation enhancements, etc.
3.Testing the optimized site and implementing final changes.
4.Generation of the final ranking report on the top 7 search engines.

Since Search Engines like Google are constantly improving their algorithms, it is imperative to get your website optimized by a professional SEM company who understands and follows the right techniques.

We’d be happy to send you a quote and proposal for the next SEO project you have in mind.

Regards,
Abhishek Vaid

RedAlkemi Inc.
www redalkemi.com
Irony
15-06-2006, 06:00/06:00AM
LOL... show them the rankings you already have, Dave ;)

Probably that's you who could offer them SEO services, not the other way round.
Dave Hawley
15-06-2006, 06:09/06:09AM
Now I'm all red :thebomb:

This part cracked me up.who understands and follows the right techniques. Yeah right, like email spamming :rolleyes:
SEFL
15-06-2006, 13:15/01:15PM
I've actually prepared a standard speech/email that way for my clients whenever I finish a site (although most of them are repeats so they already know the drill):

"Now that the site's done, within 6 weeks you'll begin to see emails from search engine optimization companies. These companies actually find you through search engines and claim that your rankings are poor...but since you don't do any offline advertising of your website (and most don't), consider that there is no other way for these companies to find you."

My only problem is that sometimes I'm off on the timeframe. Now it seems to be between 48 hours and two weeks. But at least this way, they're warned.

I actually called some idiot SEO out on WebProWorld and had him spinning BS like you cannot believe, but I can't find the thread. :( Ah well.

By the way, Dave, I've gotten the same email from the same company. I'm actually wondering about building a public site whereby people can report these idiots and we can use the power of numbers to force search engines to do something about it.
JohnC
15-06-2006, 13:20/01:20PM
Originally posted by Dave Hawley
We’d be happy to send you a quote and proposal for the next SEO project you have in mind. Please.. Please get one of their proposals and share it here ... :D
Quadrille
15-06-2006, 14:00/02:00PM
Originally posted by SEFL
My only problem is that sometimes I'm off on the timeframe. Now it seems to be between 48 hours and two weeks. But at least this way, they're warned.not a problem - you can say to clients:
"WOW - must be doing something right if they're finding you so quickly!" :cheers:
SEFL
15-06-2006, 15:02/03:02PM
Don't even have to at that point. I always get this call: "you know how you said 6 weeks? You were wrong. It was 48 hours."
ihelpyou
15-06-2006, 15:02/03:02PM
Actually Adam, Edward has already beat you to it. :D

http://www.seoconsultants.com/clueless/seo/

"The Clueless SEO"

You can report any SEO email spam to him, and he has a unique way of displaying the SEO and their email address. LOL
SEFL
15-06-2006, 15:08/03:08PM
HAHAHAHAH now that's sweet. :D
Comeran
15-06-2006, 15:09/03:09PM
"The Clueless SEO"

I love that tool :p

So Dave the question is how many people are actually hiring this guy?

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g1smd
15-06-2006, 20:15/08:15PM
Guy?

Not just one, Ed has listed dozens of them.
Comeran
15-06-2006, 20:51/08:51PM
I meant the original Abhishek Vaid from the topic starter.... I like Ed's too though :p

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Dave Hawley
15-06-2006, 23:19/11:19PM
So Dave the question is how many people are actually hiring this guy?I don't know. All I know is I never will.
Comeran
15-06-2006, 23:21/11:21PM
Ahh come on Dave, give the spammer a chance, maybe he knows something that can get you ranked for a week before being banned.... I am sure it is worth the mere thousands that he will ask for :p

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Connie
15-06-2006, 23:24/11:24PM
how many people are actually hiring this guy
Hiring who? :D
Dave Hawley
15-06-2006, 23:39/11:39PM
Ahh come on Dave, give the spammer a chanceActually I did! I replied to the first one informing him that what he was doing was spamming and I would be sure to spread the word on his business practices. Then I got another copy of the same spam.
Comeran
15-06-2006, 23:47/11:47PM
ROFL now that is a nice way of dealing with a complaint!

Can you imagine taking a burger you ordered up to the counter, telling them you ordered no mayo, and having them throw you another extra mayo burger?

These guys are only so brave because of their distance from their victims uh I mean "clients".

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