bigblock
27-04-2002, 06:26/06:26AM
I love emails like this one, which seems to be "making the rounds" now. I just got a bunch of these. Technically, I suppose it's spam. If only all spam were like this!
Subject: Time Travlers PLEASE HELP!!!
Date: Sat, 27 Apr 2002 00:32:26
If you are a time traveler or alien and or in procession of alien
or government technology I need your help! My case is truly
genuine! I seek to work with someone who is of a kind nature,
someone I can call my savior as well as a friend.
My life has been severely tampered with and cursed by evil beings!!
I have suffered tremendously and am now dying!
I need to be able to:
Travel back in time.
Rewind my life including my age back to 4.
I am in great danger and need this immediately!
I want to work with you in any way possible.
I am aware of two types of time travel one in physical form and
the other in energy form where a snapshot of your brain is taken using
either the dimensional warp or the brain snapshot device and then sends your
consciousness back through time to part with your younger self. I'm almost
certain the dimensional warp would be the safest and best
solution. Please explain how safe and what your method involves.
I have a time machine now, but it has limited abilities and is
useless without a vortex. If you can provide information on how to create vortex generator
or where I can get some of the blue or red glowing moon crystals this would
also be helpful. I am however concerned with the high level of
radiation these crystals give off, if you could provide a shielding this would be
helpful. I believe the vortex would have to be east-west polarized,
North-south polarized vortexes are used for cross-dimensional time
travel only.
If you have this technology and can help me please
send me a (SEPARATE) email to: powerhouse213@aol.com
Thanks
"I believe the vortex would have to be east-west polarized" -- you've got to be kidding me! Everyone knows it has to be a north-south setup or the time machine will never work. As a seasoned internet marketer, something like that immediately sends up a red flag. Besides, that brain snapshot stuff is sooooooo 1998 ;).
Subject: Time Travlers PLEASE HELP!!!
Date: Sat, 27 Apr 2002 00:32:26
If you are a time traveler or alien and or in procession of alien
or government technology I need your help! My case is truly
genuine! I seek to work with someone who is of a kind nature,
someone I can call my savior as well as a friend.
My life has been severely tampered with and cursed by evil beings!!
I have suffered tremendously and am now dying!
I need to be able to:
Travel back in time.
Rewind my life including my age back to 4.
I am in great danger and need this immediately!
I want to work with you in any way possible.
I am aware of two types of time travel one in physical form and
the other in energy form where a snapshot of your brain is taken using
either the dimensional warp or the brain snapshot device and then sends your
consciousness back through time to part with your younger self. I'm almost
certain the dimensional warp would be the safest and best
solution. Please explain how safe and what your method involves.
I have a time machine now, but it has limited abilities and is
useless without a vortex. If you can provide information on how to create vortex generator
or where I can get some of the blue or red glowing moon crystals this would
also be helpful. I am however concerned with the high level of
radiation these crystals give off, if you could provide a shielding this would be
helpful. I believe the vortex would have to be east-west polarized,
North-south polarized vortexes are used for cross-dimensional time
travel only.
If you have this technology and can help me please
send me a (SEPARATE) email to: powerhouse213@aol.com
Thanks
"I believe the vortex would have to be east-west polarized" -- you've got to be kidding me! Everyone knows it has to be a north-south setup or the time machine will never work. As a seasoned internet marketer, something like that immediately sends up a red flag. Besides, that brain snapshot stuff is sooooooo 1998 ;).