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ihelpyou
30-10-2001, 08:04/08:04AM
Please welcome chris as our new moderator of the Wisenut forum! :cheers:

We all know how sharp this guy is and I am sure he will be a huge help in here!
manwah
30-10-2001, 08:08/08:08AM
Congrats Chris, :cheers:

Now we can bug you with petty questions even more than before! :)

M
Hope
30-10-2001, 09:21/09:21AM
Congrats Chris!!

:cheers:
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:cheers: :drink:
:thumb: :ladysman: :thumb: :bouncy:

Heidi
MsSearch
30-10-2001, 10:36/10:36AM
Congrats! :up:

:cheers:
Spider Man
30-10-2001, 11:21/11:21AM
Thanks all.

Now which way was it to the moderator's bar? :)
Blue
30-10-2001, 13:41/01:41PM
Congrats Chris! :cheers:

Just hop onto the Google Expressway (this is where the best houses are), then take a left at Inktomi Parkway (you'll need to pay a toll here), then a right onto Alta Vista Street (used to be a good neighborhood but things have kinda gone downhill), then a quick right onto Spam Avenue (lock your doors and roll up your windows as this is a really seedy neighborhood) and finally (you'll have to look really hard) find the unmarked alley called Cloaking Way. Once there, go to the doorway marked, well, erm, "Doorway". Knock three times (skip the Flash intro as it'll take you forever to get in), and you're there!

I've heard that the owner (a fella named ihelpyou, but haven't the foggiest where he got that name) can "help you" get a table dance by the infamous "Nikita".

:cheers:
Spider Man
30-10-2001, 14:14/02:14PM
Blue, thanks for the directions. Unfortunately I tried to go down Google Expressway but they apparently only let you down there if you get a reference from someone that lives there. There are tonnes of houses down there but I just didn't know anyone.

So I drove around a bit and ended up at Tourist Information. I thought I'd Info seek but the lady behind the desk said Go, so I did. I ended up at Yahoo Close, it was quite busy there but I asked a guy for directions. I'm not even gonna tell you where I ended up! Let's just say the neighbourhood didn't Look Smart. It was right next to the lunatic asylum so I asked a wise nut. He advised I just took a taxi, which seemed like a good idea to me so I called Goto cabs. Looked like it was some other cab company that turned up but by that point I didn't care. I had to keep handing the driver money to get him to carry on driving but eventually I'm sure we got to Cloaking Way.

Anyhow, just when I thought I'd got there someone shouted out human review (what's that? the local paper?) and suddenly everything looked very different. So I'm afraid I just won't be making it to the moderator bar today..Sorry!
ihelpyou
30-10-2001, 15:51/03:51PM
LOL. Good stuff guys!
JuniorHarris
30-10-2001, 16:14/04:14PM
Congratulations Chris!

(Great story Blue)
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Advisor
31-10-2001, 00:27/12:27AM
Wow...these forums have just about the most creative members I've ever seen!

Welcome to moderatorhood, Chris!

Jill
highman
31-10-2001, 03:46/03:46AM
Way to go Chris!
MazY
31-10-2001, 03:56/03:56AM
He can't be a Moderator! He erm, doesn't have a "Z" in his name!

I protest!

Please read rule 128747:43C for clarification.

In fact, looking around, you're all out except Jill and I. Are we the only ones with morals around this place? :D
Advisor
31-10-2001, 08:06/08:06AM
In fact, looking around, you're all out except Jill and I. Are we the only ones with morals around this place?Whooohoooo! Soon our plan of board domination will come to fruition!

Jill...errr webwhiZ
Spider Man
31-10-2001, 08:33/08:33AM
Pah! That rule's full of loopholez

Chriz
MazY
31-10-2001, 08:42/08:42AM
It never is! We had it drawn up by the legal team at JH Enterprises!
JuniorHarris
31-10-2001, 10:14/10:14AM
JH Enterprizes assumes no responsibility on how such rulez are applied.

Our scribe is a bit far sighted, so to him S's look like backward Z's. Check your handbooks for addendum 128747:43C.S and you will find that those with an S are also included.

JH Enterprizes
MsSearch
31-10-2001, 10:52/10:52AM
That would be MzZearch to you all... ;)
Advisor
31-10-2001, 10:53/10:53AM
Sounds kinda Hungarian...just picture Gza Gza Gabor saying it...

J
MakeMeTop
31-10-2001, 11:18/11:18AM
Warm welcome Chris. :hi:

I like Teoma and Wisenut a lot - they are both pretty good to me position wise. Now - all we need is someone to use them!
JuniorHarris
31-10-2001, 11:41/11:41AM
There are a couple people using Wisenut, we get about 6-8 referrals a week, but nothing from Teoma. I like 'em both too, and really believe they both could give Google competition if given traffic. I should remember to try and use one at least once a week.

Maybe we should have Teoma Tuesdays and Wisenut Wednesdays?
Blue
31-10-2001, 12:02/12:02PM
Uh....Blue in Spanish is .....Azul
Advisor
31-10-2001, 12:18/12:18PM
You guys should all be lawyers. The loopholes are coming out of the woodwork!

webwhiZ
Hope
31-10-2001, 12:32/12:32PM
Again I am not wanted here. :( This seems to be a trend. Maybe I should just change my name to Hopelezz.
JuniorHarris
31-10-2001, 12:35/12:35PM
Alright, you are in then...Blue too!
Advisor
31-10-2001, 12:38/12:38PM
Originally posted by Hope
Again I am not wanted here. :( This seems to be a trend. Maybe I should just change my name to Hopelezz. There ya go! We'll have everyone allowed in no time. MazY and I will have to think of a new plan for board domination.

Jill Z. Webwhiz
WebSavvy
03-01-2002, 12:09/12:09PM
Congrats Chris :cheers:

Hope....smile, you are in. I speak Spanish fluently. "Hope" in Spanish is "la esperanza".


I am in too, if the Z is actually an "S" as was previously stated ;) That's ok.....

squint really really hard and tilt your head sidways and you can almost see it "zzavvy1" Does that count????